Laundromat Lullaby



Our son Will is on his senior trip this week, so I took the opportunity to clean his bedroom, the bedroom he has had since he came home from the hospital a newborn.

As I vigorously put clean sheets on his bed, I detected that the heavy, quilted comforter was a living organism. What with one thing and another, it had never occurred to me to wash it.  As big as it was, I knew it meant a trip to La Lavanderia on Highway 278.  Armed with book, coffee, quarters, detergent, and the delightful freedom of this inarguable and stay-on-site task, I whipped my Fiat into the parking lot and unloaded, chop-chop and things to do.

The minute I entered the Laundromat peace stole over me such that my scalp goosebumped and I skin-shivered.  The smell was of musty clothes and soaps.  The sound was rhythmic and watery. The laundress, with slow and satisfying movements, transferred taut, spun-out wets into a dryer.

Imitating her deliberation, I slowed down and read the instructions on the front-load washer.  “Load garments into machine and turn handle counter-clockwise until lock clicks.”  Slowly, enjoying the polished metal handle and the snicky click of the lock engaging, I obeyed.  “Insert quarters.” I found the slot, tray, and flashing digital display indicating $5.00 would cover the wash cycle.  As I pushed each quarter in at the slight angle it required, the laundress padded softly by with a cloth push broom and said, “I always use the second compartment for detergent on that one.”  It was like getting a back rub.  The sloshing of the washers, the turn-over of the dryers, the scuff of her shoes, and the genuine helpful intent rendered in mellifluous Cullman County English.

I used the second compartment, as advised.

Sitting on my bench, I watched the watered suds cascade the glass door, rubbed occasionally with dark, wet fabric.  It was lulling, like anesthesia.  Muted in the background, the laundress spoke on her cell-phone and though I only heard her half of the conversation, her life and her character emerged in full.  She offered wise advice to a young relative that now was the time to stay home with her babies and that might mean moving to a smaller apartment, but it would be worth it, that ‘he’ would have get a second job, but that is life, people do it all the time.  The gentle, practical wisdom of experience and love given while she emptied coin boxes and anticipated an older gentleman’s need for direction without seeming to give it and folded clothes and solved problems.

I read George Orwell’s 1984 to the Laundromat lullaby.

A slight change in the musical theme let me know my spin cycle was finished. Carefully, in the same slow cadence set up by the Laundress, I pulled the wet quilt – heavier now – from the machine.  Choosing a dryer, I held the wetness against myself and read the instructions, “8 minutes per quarter.  More heat . . .Less heat.”  Hmmm.  I didn’t want to fry the comforter.  So I chose about ¾ heat, inserted four quarters straight in, and pressed the start button.  The whirr was instant and the lullaby picked back up.

Back on my bench, I watched the tossing quilt.  It really was therapeutic.  Laundromat Therapy.  Knowing that everything around me was getting cleaner! That the quilt I put back on Will’s bed would smell good and be sterile and soft.  And his room would smell good, and even that whole end of the house. And the Laundress’s daughter might even take her good advice. A laundromat is a hopeful place.

And the satisfying loft and tumble and loft and tumble like music.

The Laundress asked me if I liked my Fiat.  Yes, I answered.  It is a zippy little car.  I feel like  a James Bond girl in it.

She gently hinted that in the future I might put the comforter in one of the bigger machines as it allowed it to spread out more and dry faster. Wisdom.

A shrieky woman came in with her granddaughter, cawing out laughter and needing change. The Laundress, with her white hair pulled back in a nicely-thicker-than-expected ponytail, obliged.  She listened to the woman’s life chatter and lined up several pairs of little girl shoes alongside each other.  I glanced at the shoes and assessed that they were for a Hispanic 4 year old whose soul loved color and pizzazz.  Why they were at the Laundromat was a puzzle.

The brash woman yawped that my dryer was finished.  She was being helpful.  I thanked her and gathered the warmth in my arms.  The woman’s granddaughter watched me silently as I folded the plaid comforter square and square again on a rounded formica folding table with hanging poles at either end.  I worked slowly, not quite ready to leave.  The granddaughter watched.  The brash woman chattered.  The Laundress emptied the trash can.  And then it was time to go.

I got into my zippy Fiat and reentered life in the fast lane, but quieted, like I had just had a massage.









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So, What Happened With The Squirrel?

A story needs its climax, or it isn’t a story.  It’s a tell-about or a ramble or a flat-line, unsatisfying at best, provoking at worst.

Here is the climax to the epic of the squirrel on the back porch.

I did not actually “go in” when I said I was.  I chickened out.  Something about climbing the ladder and being at eye level with an unpredictable, strong-willed, female animal, no matter the size, completely cowed me.  Plus the possibility of encountering some soggy babies, pink, mewling, and blind, made me retract like a turtle.  If a woman can be said to be unmanned, I was.

Who knows where ideas come from, especially simple, self-evident ones.  But I remembered at that moment that I have an 18-year-old son.   Isn’t rat-removal what sons are for??  Isn’t rat-removal a small thing to ask after, well, everything starting with morning sickness up ‘til the most recent load of post-soccer-practice laundry? Soccer practice being the reason he wasn’t home at the moment, I had to wait until the next morning on the way to school to officially commission him.

“Soldier,” I said, “Take that hill!”

And I decamped to my bivouac to watch the progress via binoculars.

Out he strode that afternoon to do battle, cheerful and willing, but hurrying because he and his mates were on the way to Taco Bell to get one of those new concoctions said to be bigger than the internet.  He wore his welding goggles and gloves.  A squirrel sat out in the yard up on her haunches, watching, pretending to eat a left-over pecan.  Was it her?  Our squirrel? Was it her henchwoman and spy?  Was our squirrel even now in the nest, awaiting the first nestquake, claws at the ready?

The hungry, Taco Bell-bound warrior on the ladder knocked twice on the beam, scooped up two loads of pine straw and my shredded chair cushions, deposited them in the herb garden, and cantered off to Tex-Mex heaven.

So, no, no rabid attack, no soggy babies, just me in the anticlimax realizing that it is perfectly ok to devolve unpleasant tasks onto one of the kids and lose none of my self-respect.