School’s cancelled?!?  I love the universe.

• What do you mean school’s not cancelled?
• I can get ready in 10 minutes.
• But it will actually take me 70 minutes because I’ll need to stand in the middle of my room and stare for a while.
• I’ll just wear my Avengers t-shirt.
• The best YouTube videos are the ones where people crash or fall.
• The highest loyalty is to the band of brothers.  The code is uncomplicated – good is good, bad is bad, we have each other’s back and take one for the team. Easy.
• Aside from that, everything else is fairly mellow and not urgent.
• Except don’t talk to me while I am watching football.
• Girls?  They are basically a pleasant mystery. And they cry a lot.  Just hug them and eventually they stop.
• What makes me cry? The clip of Auburn winning the Iron Bowl.  It never gets old.
• As long as there is a loaf or two of French bread around, I’m good.
• Yoohoos are the champagne of canned beverages.
• Adults make way too big a deal of things.  Just say, “Clean it up!” and move on.  This isn’t a character issue.
• Away games are awesome!
• And for my birthday they stuck my head in the toilet and flushed and I fought so hard we broke the door.  It was great!
• Of course I forgot it was Freestyle Friday.  I try not to think in the morning.
• About to start my Trig, just checking ESPN.  The only one worse than me at Fantasy Football is Randy Hogue and that’s because he lost his password and can’t play.
• I’m not cold.
• Bye, Mom.  Love you.